I am not a troll. I am just an easily enraged artist.
What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.
You like totally like don't look as scary as he does, dude. That's like totally a good thing! I guess like even Germany has like nice not-scary looking relatives!
Uh, like, I don't think so, dude. Russia is big and he's like kinda scary and he like totally tries to steal my bed at night so I'm like totally sleeping on the floor. He's like totally heavy too! I can't like lift him either! T_T